“And women really like this, dude?”

“Oh yeah. Women LOVE a guy in a thong.”

“It’s just really tight. Hard to get off.”

“It’s all looking good from here, bro.”

“I don’t know. It all just feels a bit… a bit, you know…”

“A bit what?”

“Fag.”

“It’s not fag, bro. Now come here. I’ve got this sexy little sparkly crop top with a unicorn hood that your girl’s gonna fucking love, dude.”

Code bros will always help a bro be his sexiest. Factz.