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WHITE BRIGHT AS STARLIGHT

Colors: Gold & Black, cause of their cosmic connections

Symbol: The star

Nicknames: Shiners, Wasps

For those seeking men who are prissy yet masculine, look no further. Orion – house of the eternal glimmer – is your golden ticket. They like to be known as stars, but they’re often called wasps cause of their colors. Well, that, and they’re heavily immersed in WASP culture. You know? White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. Basically, the people who have been in control of America since before the US officially existed. See, the jocks of Orion are a selective bunch. Well-bred, you could say. They don’t just take any man seeking fraternity. He has to pass the background check. Their words are Bright as Starlight, but more like White as Starlight, am I right? They don’t officially have a whites-only policy. That would be very unmodern. Not a good look at all. And some of their jocks are other-than-white. But one look round their mansion-den and you’d be forgiven for thinking otherwise.

For the rich, connected, classy boys of Orion, the aesthetic is everything. They spend their indulgent days building muscle, cutting fat, shopping for the most flattering fits, and otherwise posing, preening, waxing, waning and doing everything else that an image-obsessed man of means would do. And the cornerstone of their worldview: abs! Oh boy, if you ever go above 10ish% body fat, say goodbye to your brothers. The wasps will not abide such degradation to a man’s beauty.

Their dens are mansions; their clothes are luxurious; their food top shelf. They have personal trainers, stylists, nutritionists, hairdressers and publicists on call should they need any advice when it comes to image. And image matters more than for just sex or Instagram. These boys are connected; their fathers were, for the most part, members of the pack in their youths. And now, many of them are leading businessmen, politicians, diplomats and professors. They have a reputation to maintain, and that reputation continues through their sons. This is a lineage of gay excellence that goes back hundreds of years. Orion have something of a cosmic weight on their shoulders.

And in terms of sex, the dens are filled with vers jocks. The pack exerts no ideological pressure to be either bottom or top. Many choose vers because that is the safe, image-conscious choice. Neither ashamed of bottoming, nor scared of topping. It’s masculine but not toxic; gay but not queer. The perfect triangulated position. Suffice to say, a den’s alpha tends to be the richest, most well-connected son of the pack. This is the pack of nepotism: something the wasps take pride in. They have their fathers’ legacies to think about.