Bro lets you play with his phatty whenever you want, which is all the time cause you’re a bro and it’s just donk, donk, donk 24/7. You love bro cause he lets you act on his butt like a chick doesn’t. You can grab it, spank it, eat it even. He lets you play! And you’re a simple bro: playing with donk’s all you want. The best is when you slide up in it with your dripping dick and hot dog him till you shoot. That’s when you know you and bro are tight.
Bone up on bros here.
Bro wanted to show you this trick he could do with his tongue. What were you gonna say, no? You always say yes to bro. He’s bro.
Bone up on bros here.
You were playing gay chicken with bro (again), and it got out of control (again).
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When your nerdy friend is struggling with the ladies, so you offer to show him the ropes. You’ve been helping bros learn to kiss and fuck for years now; you’re an expert. And like all good bros, you want to extend that expertise to the bros in your community to make them doper, cooler, sicker, hotter. That’s what a bro does.
Bone up on bros here.
When one of your brother’s friends is gay and confident. He offered to teach you how to kiss. Chicks, that is. To help you practice for when you’re ready to start slaying pussy. You’d never said yes to anything faster in your life.
Bone up on bros here.
When all the out guys at the party keep coming over and kissing you and you don’t know why. I mean, you let them cause it feels fucking awesome, but still it’s not like you’re homo or nothing. The boner’s a bit sus, but you’ve always got a boner! You’re a bro!
Bone up on bros here.
[VIDEO] When you’re listening to the final vote count and it’s clear that the Homosexual Nationalist Party has won by a landslide.
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[VIDEO] Proud firefighters of the Homolanian Fire Brigade, going out to save some lives and cause some boners. The Patriarch’s pride and joy do a wonderful job on both fronts. Constant arousal is important for national unity, you know?
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