Cause he’s a good guy, he wears a rubber before he takes a nap so he can catch all his wet dream gunge. It’s a treat for you. A treat you’ll have to earn, faggot. If you can successfully gulp down bro’s post-nap piss – no spilling! – then he’ll let you lap up the cum from the condom like the depraved dog you are. If you fail, then he’ll smear the cum on your face and you’ll have to wear it home. It’s always impressive how creative bullies can be with their fag incentive programs.
Kneel, bitch