When your bro announces that he and his wife are gonna have a baby, so you come over to congratulate him.
Bone down on bros, huhu
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What you see on your first day at the Big Daddy Construction Company, Ltd. in Poundtown. That’s Wee Tony on the left. Trust me, you don’t wanna see Big Tony. Unless you do.
Take a trip downtown
Caught by your son at a pride parade. You could have pretended you were there to support your out-buddy, but you were tired of the mask. Tired of being careful. Tired of being in the closet. You took your lover’s hand and introduced him as your boyfriend. Which then lead to the interesting conversation of why your son was also at the pride parade…
It’ll be our little secret
The egosexuality got this guy good. He films himself on the daily now. Not to upload for clout or money (though he does that too), but just to stare at. He jacks off to the clips of himself stripping, busting one out when his Chad-dick gets unleashed from his pants and slaps against his rock hard abs. He’s never met anyone hotter than himself. Not even close.
Lose yourself to the ego
You know, it’s so hard to explain to women what’s going on here. It’s a transfer of male power from bottom to top, a transfer that can be exchanged at any moment with some flip-flopping. He gives his masculinity to his buddy, his buddy gives it back. It’s a pivotal part of how men relate. That’s it. It’s not gay!
And for some reason, women have a hard time understanding that.
It’ll be our little secret
You were a bit upset after this wonderful top fucked you then split. Yeah, the sex was outstanding, your hole’s still buzzing, but you’d hoped to get to know him a bit better now that you’d both cooled down. But why? You think he’s got time for cuddles and chitchat after he’s bust. He’s a top, tops are men, men’ve got shit to do. Like get to the gym to become harder, stronger, cooler. Bottoms are meek and stupid so will struggle to understand, but a top never “cools down”. He’s already on Railr looking for another pussy for his heat.
Obey His rule