Teaching bro how to kiss chicks. Nothing fruity.
Bone down on bros, huhu
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Your girl suggested a weekend trip to the beach with Dan and his wife. You said yes immediately. Once you were settled in, you and Dan told them you were “going fishing”, ran off to a secluded cove on the beach and did what you did best. When you came back without any fish, you blamed it on a bad day. You wondered if the girls were getting suspicious. You and Dan had done this dozens of times and never once returned with dinner.
It’ll be our little secret
There’s a party downstairs, but you and bro have snuck off to the bedroom for a bit of R&R before you get back to it. Can’t be too long, though. Your girlfriends might start asking awkward questions. Again.
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What’s a little kiss between soldiers? It’ll be their little secret.
After-school bromance taken to its natural conclusion. Geometry homework sucks; way funner to try out all the stuff you saw in porn together.
Won’t they though?
Good bois don’t much please each other – goodboi4goodboi isn’t really a thing. But, they can certainly band together for the enticement and pleasure of other men, say at a pool party for the local gay football team?
A good boi would follow this link
Your sacrifices and devotion to your husband will not go unrewarded. Be a good trophy: stay quiet, passive, submissive, and – most importantly – snatched so this can be you one day, too.
Get motivated, bitch
A key part of my role as a good boi is to slowly open up the Overton window of sexual possibility for married men, closeted men, men who have never really considered the alternative options. I’m friendly, I’m accommodating, I’m service-oriented but I’m no faggot. I’m not thrusting him into some pressurized situation where he has to be the dom (though if he wants that, that’s also fine). And I take things slow. I take things at his pace, I should say. A drip, drip, drip of greater male-intimacy over days, weeks, even months. All to break the dam in his mind that’s so far prevented him from experiencing the full spectrum of his sexual desire.
And his wife never needs to know.
A good boi would follow this link
“Bros, three way make-out session, now! Whoever chubs up, loses.”
“Bro! Yes!”
Not a winner in sight.
“Tony, hurry up.”
“Yeah, one sec, babe. Just have to say goodbye to the fellas.”
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What inevitably happens when your wives go out for a girls’ day. You’re always happy to celebrate their friendship. The more time they spend with each other, the better, frankly.
It’ll be our little secret
This went from “Let’s film a stupid video for the girls”, to “Bro, I wanna eat your face, you’re so damn hot” real fucking quick. Like seconds. I guess the girls are in for a bit of a shock.
Then again, maybe not.
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Fun time with bro keeps getting more and more righteous. You’ve just come from your weekly Code meeting – all about how to be good, straight bros who never stray from good dude shit – which always gets you extra juiced for each other.
Learn the Code all good bros live by
You joined a new gym that opened in your neighborhood. It claimed to be “inclusive”, which sounded righteous. Inclusivity rocks! Also it had a pool. You were sold. And what a good fucking decision that’s been. All the bros at the gym are crazy friendly. Right from the off, they insisted on kissing. Now listen – you’re a righteous bro, and you love a good tongue sesh with a fellow traveler. But usually you gotta wait a few weeks. Share a beer, watch a game, use his toilet, you know? But with these guys? Nah, bruh. They just go straight for the kiss. And you know what, that’s pretty fucking cool. It makes your workouts take twice as long though.
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When the bros are all pent up, but cause of No Homo, this is as far as they can take it. They’ll need some serious pussy when they’re done with their little petting sesh.
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Literally 30 seconds after arriving at the cabin, you and your best bud were naked and devouring each other’s faces like it wasn’t just last weekend you were here.
It’ll be our little secret
You used to workout alone, closeted and angry. Then you met Tony and everything changed. Tony was long out the closet, long down the weight-lifting road and all too willing to teach you his ways. And now you were as jacked as him, as sexy as him and as committed as him. You make sure to kiss him tender before every set, just to show your appreciation for everything Tony’s done for you.
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I love my kissing bros. Not all of the men I service wanna kiss me. For many men – the closeted, defensive ones – it’s a step too far. And it’s a shame, cause I know the power of a slow, intimate make-out session. The comfort, fun and joy it can bring. So I’m deeply appreciative of the men who do wanna kiss. Yeah, one way or another, I’ll be on my knees soon enough, but the thirty minutes of tonguing foreplay makes all the difference to me, and I know to him too. I know for a fact he doesn’t do this shit with his pregnant girlfriend anymore.
A good boi would follow this link
Started as gay chicken, then just gay kissing, then suddenly “oh shit we’re doing this okay”.
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What was that about a boy’s only weekend up at the cabin? Well yeah, that’s exactly what is was about. The concoction of drugs these boys are rolling on is pretty righteous. Uppers, downers, poppers et al. Everything and anything to get their walls down and their dicks up. Imagine if their girls could see them now huhu.
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Taking a shower with your bro saves water. Think of the environment. And kissing your bro saves… emm… women from having to buy chapstick… or something…
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Making out with your buddy in public for the first time. You’re totally in love and you don’t care who knows it.
It’ll be our little secret
You and bro go camping every other weekend during the summer, like ritual. Everyone thinks you’re just doing guy shit, like fishing and and hiking and stoking campfires. And that’s true. But the guy shit is a little more… intense than just that. Fuck, it started off innocent enough, just buddies spending quality time with each other. But I don’t know, something clicked in the both of you. Before you knew it, you were clothes-off, sucking down each other’s hogs like you’d never get another chance. And that’s kind of how it feels, right? Like, this is the last chance, cause this whole thing is a fantasy. But there you both are, every second weekend, sucking dick, fucking ass, kissing lips and generally doing “guy shit” in a way you never let yourself imagine before. And this is the real guy shit. Accept no substitute.
It’ll be our little secret
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After months of flirting, side-eyeing and falling asleep drunk in each other’s beds, your closeted buddy final told you how he really feels. You were so excited, you leapt up in his arms and kissed him right there in the street.
It’ll be our little secret
Yeah, just eat bros face. Fucking awesome! He must have just won a Smash tournament or something.
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The girls have gone in to get changed, so you take the opportunity to have a quick 3-way kissing sesh with the boys.
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Your wrestling partner’s out and proud. You can’t help but envy him his size and strength, his confidence and masculinity. You fight aggressive. You don’t hold back. You’re not gonna let some fruitcake beat you. You punch him right in the eye. For a second, he seems stunned and you well-up with regret. You figure he’s gonna hit back. Instead, he cups your hairy titty and kisses you deep. Now you’re stunned, and all you can do is let it happen. He tells you that he knows how you feel about him. He knows you like guys, too. You try to deny it, but what’s the point? Your dick’s doing the talking for you. And besides, now you’re making out with your sexy wrestling partner who you’ve been jacking over for weeks.
It’ll be our little secret
You and your best bud, exploring your sexuality together. You know it’s a bit, like, wrong and sus and weird, and you’re definitely not gonna tell anyone about it!, but you’re both just drawn to the other. Things always get a bit out of control, but so long as you don’t truly lose yourselves, it’ll be alright. You’ll return to normal society unchanged. It’ll be alright.
Right?
It’ll be our little secret
Just a regular Friday night for these boys. Bro struck out with the chicks at the bar, so stumbled back to the house of his two gay besties and they fucked. Dude strikes out cause he always goes for the hottest chick, every time. They keep telling him that he should aim a bit lower, but he keeps telling them it’s 10s or the boys. Women aren’t worth the hassle unless they’re total bombshells.
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You and your buddy always hang back after practice to get in your bro time. It’s the best part of the day.
Artist: Unknown
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When it’s past 2am and all the girls have left. That’s when the club really gets bouncin’.
Artist: Artisticjinsky
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When you’re horsing around with your bud in the pool and things suddenly get weird. You both go in to kiss. Your heart’s beating crazy. This is wrong… but it feels so right.
It’ll be our little secret
How you’ve taken to greeting your gay buddy every time he comes round. Even the thought of it makes you tent. He says that’s totally normal, that all the other bros he makes out with get hard too, so you don’t worry too much about it. Also fucking him just feels cool, you know? He says that’s normal too. All bros are natural tops. You fucking love the sound of that.
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When the French couple who moved in next door takes you under their wing and tries to bring you out of the closet. You swear you’re not in the closet, they keep proving otherwise. They say their gaydar’s never wrong. You’d counter their point, but you keep being the filling in their beefcake sandwich. Hard to say “No, no, I’m straight” when a man’s kissing his own cum from your lips.
It’ll be our little secret
What happens at the cabin stays at the cabin. Right boys? Such an awesome and totally accurate broism. Mancaves – bro squats – are where dudes can be dudes with each other without, like, judgment and shit. It’s awesome and every bro needs to get into it.
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When you and your best man were supposed to be getting dressed for your wedding but soon found yourselves naked, hard and eating each other’s faces. As you plunge into his hole, you start to question whether marrying Stacy is really what you want…
It’ll be our little secret
When you’ve been macking on your bro for weeks now and he just keeps getting handsier and handsier.
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Just getting in your daily kissing practice with bro. Practice makes perfect. For the chicks. Perfect for the chicks. That’s what you care about.
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When you and bro are tag-teaming a girl, but you can’t keep your eyes off each other. Or your mouths. She finds it hot, which is good. A nice cover. You’re kissing cause it makes her wet. Uh huh. You’ve kinda stopped fucking while you kiss, tho but…
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When you and bro are both about to go on leave, so you make sure to get in plenty of bro-time before you have to go home and endure spend time with your girls. Leave sucks. If you could have it your way, you and bro would be on duty together all year round.
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When you and your bud are this close to telling each other how you really feel, so you just let your kiss do the talking. Actions speak louder than words; men know this. Your words might say “I’m straight”, but your actions say otherwise. Especially the action in your pants. Once the dust settles in the morning, you’ll see where you both stand. For tonight, you’ll embrace and enjoy.
It’ll be our little secret
Bro’s hands kept reaching round to your ass while you were making out. To make sure this stayed No Homo, you kept his hands above his head. Much better. And this way, you’ve got access to his awesome pits. Convenient for a nice sniff and lick before more kissing.
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Bro wanted to show you this trick he could do with his tongue. What were you gonna say, no? You always say yes to bro. He’s bro.
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You were playing gay chicken with bro (again), and it got out of control (again).
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