Gotta get your milk, gotta bulk. Need your calories. Need your protein. Wanna impress the boys… eh, girls. Ggirls. Gotta impress the girls. Fuck chad is so hot- eh, no. Stacy. Stacy’s so hot.
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When you’re horsing around with your bud in the pool and things suddenly get weird. You both go in to kiss. Your heart’s beating crazy. This is wrong… but it feels so right.
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Waiting for the guy from Railr to show up. You’ve taken to using cocksuckers on a daily basis. You work from home and your wife has no idea about your new hobby. You always go for the fem ones. The pretty boys. The sissies. They love it. They think their little straight-chasing fantasies are coming true. What they don’t know is that you’re even more turned on than they are. You wish you had the balls to take it to the next step, maybe just kiss one of these sexy guys who look up at you from their knees, but you don’t. Not yet.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
34 and your first time at a gay bar. You’re nervous as hell, but somehow it feels right. You’ve already been propositioned by a half-dozen guys. You’re flattered, but you keep turning them down. You really don’t know what to do. You’re just gonna drink your beer and hang out on the dancefloor until you feel more sure.
Don’t worry big guy, you’ll get there.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
How you’ve taken to greeting your gay buddy every time he comes round. Even the thought of it makes you tent. He says that’s totally normal, that all the other bros he makes out with get hard too, so you don’t worry too much about it. Also fucking him just feels cool, you know? He says that’s normal too. All bros are natural tops. You fucking love the sound of that.
Bone up on bros here.
When the French couple who moved in next door takes you under their wing and tries to bring you out of the closet. You swear you’re not in the closet, they keep proving otherwise. They say their gaydar’s never wrong. You’d counter their point, but you keep being the filling in their beefcake sandwich. Hard to say “No, no, I’m straight” when a man’s kissing his own cum from your lips.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When bro asks you to take footage for his FortheFans, all innocent like. Of course you say yes. Bros help bros. You take your boner as a sign that bro’s looking hot and is gonna make a killing on the site. Which is sick. What a bro doesn’t want make money with his donk? You’re thinking about maybe doing it, too. Maybe you and bro could do some scenes together…
Bone up on bros here.
The gay guy at the gym is awful friendly. He keeps helping you with your lifts, and has tons of advice about diet and self-care. One day, on his way out, he pulled down his shorts and gave you this signal. You didn’t know what it meant, but you didn’t care. You were too busy staring at his impeccable ass and straining to keep your boner down. You failed.
Artist: Artisticjinsky
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When bro sets you up with a new VR headset and fleshlight. He told you to just click play. There sure are a lot of dudes. You trust bro, he always keeps you straight. And now the dudes are kissing. And now sucking. And fucking. And you’re hard. It’s not long before you’ve busted a vivid load into your new toy. That was the first time you’d seen gay porn. You press replay.
Artist: Dazswole
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When you and your best man were supposed to be getting dressed for your wedding but soon found yourselves naked, hard and eating each other’s faces. As you plunge into his hole, you start to question whether marrying Stacy is really what you want…
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When bro’s lying around the apartment in these pants, things can get real gay real fast. Once is a fluke, twice is a mistake, three times is a fucking cry for help. But fuu, bro’s donk tho!
Bone up on bros here.
You love shoving the gay boy’s face in your sweaty asshole. He loves it, too. You’ve been hooking up with men for months now. You tell yourself that it’s because guys do what your wife won’t, but that’s bullshit. Deep down, you know that fucking around with men makes your dick harder, your cum heartier, and your heart happier than being with women ever did.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When you’ve been macking on your bro for weeks now and he just keeps getting handsier and handsier.
Bone up on bros here.
When you’re horsing around with bro and it inevitably leads to you spread out on your bed and him eating out your awesome dude donk. You don’t know why it keeps happening, but it must be totally fine cause, like, it does keep happening. Some of your other bros did warn you about the downsides of chilling with gay dudes. But, fuck, if this is a downside, you can’t wait to see the upside, shit.
Bone up on bros here.
When you start off that day’s goon sesh watching lesbian porn, but inevitably end up busting your load thinking about the hot gay couple at the gym who kept patting each other’s butts as they lifted some heavy metal. It makes the batter come out that much stronger. You don’t like to think about that once the dust settles and your fire’s extinguished. You go about your day and the repression continues.
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When you and your buddy fall asleep next to each other. You both harden in your sleep, as your thoughts drift to sexier things. It’s both beautiful and tragic that you don’t know you’re each thinking of the other.
Artist: Kentartwork
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Just getting in your daily kissing practice with bro. Practice makes perfect. For the chicks. Perfect for the chicks. That’s what you care about.
When you and bro are tag-teaming a girl, but you can’t keep your eyes off each other. Or your mouths. She finds it hot, which is good. A nice cover. You’re kissing cause it makes her wet. Uh huh. You’ve kinda stopped fucking while you kiss, tho but…
Bone up on bros here.
When you and bro are both about to go on leave, so you make sure to get in plenty of bro-time before you have to go home and endure spend time with your girls. Leave sucks. If you could have it your way, you and bro would be on duty together all year round.
Bone up on bros here.
It was somehow easier to convince yourself you were straight by hooking up with domtops. It’s not that you’re gay, you’re just a sub, and submitting to women isn’t the same. Women can’t control you the way a man can. A man’s strength and his hard throbbing dick are the tools of domination, not whatever a woman can offer.
The cope is powerful, the cope is real. You kneel before men and suck their dicks and take their abuse and surrender your ass because you’re a repressed homo and deep down you know that.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When you finally feel comfortable enough to let your gay gym buddy play with your ass, and this is how he responds. You know you’ve opened the floodgates, and you’re okay with that. You’ve been holding that flood back for far too long.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When you’re alone in the gym with your gay bud and he keeps waggling his gorgeous ass at you while you’re doing your curls. You push him onto the bench and start plowing. You promised yourself the last time would be the last time. Funny how those promises always went to shit when faced with your pal’s warm, tight, beckoning hole… Fuck. You know that you’ll be here again, a few days from now, doing it all over again. And the thought of that made you even harder.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When your Railr pings and the bodybuilder couple next to you show up on your feed. They look you up and down and you nearly bust your nut. You only downloaded the app out of curiosity. Fuck they were hot. But you’re not ready for this shit.
But god damn…
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After a night of heavy drinking, your gay buds asked if you wanted to share their bed. You’d known them for years, they knew you were straight. Well… whatever, you were married, they were married. Their request surprised you… and titillated you. You’d never been with another dude. I mean, you’d thought about it. But every guy has, right? The offer was right there, on the table. Like money, you couldn’t just leave it.
Your bud’s mouth was so fucking soft and warm, but the whole thing was confusing the fuck out of you. It felt good. Too good, maybe. You closed your eyes, downed your beer and just let him do his thing while his husband fucked his ass and looked at you with lust in his eyes.
Hopefully, you’d forget all about it in the morning.
Unless…
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You and bro found time to get away from your girls while at the beach. No big deal. Just some much needed bro time. They had nagged you about it in the past, something about it being “gay”, so you decided to keep it secret. What they don’t know can’t hurt them. That’s some bro-ology we can all live by.
Bone up on bros here.
You and your bros had a serious make out session that left you all in bruises. You fell asleep on each other like puppies, tired but damn happy. No cumming though. You didn’t cross the No Homo boundary. This time.
Artist: Melonnabar
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“Babe, come on!”
You and bro just vibing on another level and your girl’s getting impatient. She wants to leave, you want to spend more time with bro. It’s a pickle. She’s used to you and bro kissing now, but she’s still not happy about it. She keeps saying it’s “weird” and “gay”. You’re just like “pfft”. It’s “No Homo, babe” cause “he’s bro”.
It makes sense to you. It makes sense to bro. That’s why you love bro. The vibes.
Bone up on bros here.
When you and your bud are this close to telling each other how you really feel, so you just let your kiss do the talking. Actions speak louder than words; men know this. Your words might say “I’m straight”, but your actions say otherwise. Especially the action in your pants. Once the dust settles in the morning, you’ll see where you both stand. For tonight, you’ll embrace and enjoy.
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When bro puts on his tight blue jeans and you realize that no woman has ever had a butt so spankable. You got some thinking to do, but for now you’re gonna watch and enjoy. Bro loves the attention anyway. Fucking slut huhu.
Bone up on bros here.
You’ve always gotten compliments for your awesome donk. Mostly from dudes, which is sick. These days, you’re always putting on a bit of a show in the locker room for them. The fellas, the homies. They always say the sexiest, nastiest things about you when you’re in your jock. You’re not sure why, but it always makes for the best jack off material when you get home.
Bone up on bros here.
Bro lets you play with his phatty whenever you want, which is all the time cause you’re a bro and it’s just donk, donk, donk 24/7. You love bro cause he lets you act on his butt like a chick doesn’t. You can grab it, spank it, eat it even. He lets you play! And you’re a simple bro: playing with donk’s all you want. The best is when you slide up in it with your dripping dick and hot dog him to you shoot. That’s when you know you and bro are tight.
Bone up on bros here.
When you try Railr for the first time out of pure curiosity and this guy slides in your DMs to ask if you’re dtf. You quickly delete the app and jack out a huge load. Not yet. Not yet.
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Bro’s hands kept reaching round to your ass while you were making out. To make sure this stayed No Homo, you kept his hands above his head. Much better. And this way, you’ve got access to his awesome pits. Convenient for a nice sniff and lick before more kissing.
Bone up on bros here.
When the wife calls to ask you to pick up your daughter from dance practice, but you’re struggling to reply between whiffs of bro’s amazing jock. Your daughter will have to wait while you finish your bonding sesh with bro. Bros before… well, you know.
Bone up on bros here.
Showering with bro and sharing that good manly intimacy. You’re shooting the shit, talking about that good bro stuff. You know – chicks, gym, work, football, whether you measure up as a man, farts. All that. You’re mesmerized by bro’s donk cause bros love donk and he’s got a phatty. You’re not gonna do anything cause No Homo is in force and you respect that. Still, you and bro are chubbed up and easily tugging away as you talk. Just bro shit.
Bone up on bros here.
When one of your brother’s friends is gay and confident. He offered to teach you how to kiss. Chicks, that is. To help you practice for when you’re ready to start slaying pussy. You’d never said yes to anything faster in your life.
Bone up on bros here.
You went on vacation with your bros and, as everyone knows, anything that happens on vacation stays on vacation.
When in Rome, fellas.
Bone up on bros here.
The guy at the next table was wearing a rainbow wristband. You and your buds decided to tease him a bit. Nothing mean, just some fun. You pulled down your shorts and underwear and licked your lips. “You want a taste of this, dude?”
The guy raised his glass and gave you a wink. “Why, you offering?”
You all laughed and went back to your drinks. Later, you cornered him in the toilets and he fucked your slutty jock ass as hard and rough as you ordered him to. You were starting to come to terms with the fact that you might possibly sorta be maybe gay kinda.
To be a bossy power bottom was a whole other pill to swallow.
Artist: Artisticjinsky
Bone up on bros here.
When you ask bro if these shorts make your butt look big, and he texts back that you look fucking perfect. You can always rely on your bud to give you a confidence boost. You pull them up a little more and start your squats.
Bone up on bros here.
When bro’s getting super bro-y while you’re working out, but you love him all the more for it. You’ve got an always-commando policy in the pad. Underwear just slows a bro down from getting where he needs to go. So it means your stuff is flopping around pretty righteously all the time.
It’s awesome hearing him tame pussy in the next room cause you know he’s packing and her moans aren’t lying. Shit must feel great.
Bone up on bros here.
When all the out guys at the party keep coming over and kissing you and you don’t know why. I mean, you let them cause it feels fucking awesome, but still it’s not like you’re homo or nothing. The boner’s a bit sus, but you’ve always got a boner! You’re a bro!
Bone up on bros here.
When you and bro have been making out for an hour and you’ve entered total goon space. Your dicks are so hard and sore, but cause of No Homo you can’t do anything about it. Well at least tonight you’re gonna have the best nut of your life. It’s not No Homo when it’s dark and you’re alone and you’re allowed to think about whatever you want.
Bone up on bros here.
When bro needs a little extra motivation to get out in the gym today and kill it. Bros helping bros go gym and get bigger is true bro. Whatever it takes, fucking do it.
Bone up on bros here.
When you were playing gay chicken with bro but you’re so turned on you can’t even think straight. Literally. You both lost (won?) pretty much instantly. Gay chicken is definitely the best game you play with bro. Except maybe hide the sausage.
Bone up on bros here.
When you and bro are just chilling and all of a sudden he pulls your head back and starts making out. You’re not complaining. He does it all the time, he’s just not usually this forceful. He must be feeling some kind of way. His girl’s probably holding out or something. He tends to get more handsy when he’s backed up. I mean that is a bit weird cause your kissing is totally No Homo, so it shouldn’t matter but… who’s complaining?
Bone up on bros here.
When you ask bro to check on your gains after a few months of intense squatting and he gets a little too excited. And it’s not gay obviously, he’s just like really happy for you that you’re making so much gain. Glute checks are a fun way for bros to bond. Bros support bros in all their endeavours, especially if that endeavour is building more donk.
Bros love donk.
Bone up on bros here.