“Like this, bro?”

“Yep, perfect.”

“You know I was going fucking hard at the gym. I could shower first-?”

“Nah, bro. I told you you’re perfect.”

“And if you rim me, I’ll stop getting chubbies around other dudes?”

“Oh yeah. Definitely. But I have to go for quite a while. Otherwise it won’t work.”

“If you say so, bro. I need to get control of this shit. It seems I can’t do anything with another guy without getting a boner these days.”

Ah, closeted meatheads. So stupid. So gullible. So sexy.

Bone up on bros here