“Bro, I-”

“Shhh, don’t worry about it. Just relax, I’ve got you.”

“Fuuuckk. I wouldn’t ask, but I’m just so pent-up. What with my girl being pregnant and-”

“I know, I know. You don’t have to explain. I love helping out a buddy.”

“Shit. I’ve missed this, bro.”

“Yeah, me too. Maybe after I’ll give you a rimjob. For old time’s sake.”

“Shit~”

Bone down on bros, huhu