Gay Chad likes these posts. You wanna be like Chad
You know Chad, right? Everyone knows Chad. Tall, dark and handsome; tanked and strong; confident and assertive; magnetic. He’s an alpha male. At the top of the pack and at the top of his game. Unshakeable, unsurmountable, unbeatable. He’s also gay. Ooo, boy, is he gay! This guy takes and gives dick like the champion he is. No bottom shame, no top fear. Every part of gay sex is open to him, and every gay man, too. For no one can deny Chad. He has pride and self-worth. He does his own thing. He is overflowing with charisma and power. Cause he’s Chad. He’s Gay Chad.
Other men compare themselves to him, though. Of course they do. Like all sin, envy is only natural. And that envy is not limited to gay men. Straight men look on Chad and unwittingly lust for what he has. They don’t want him sexually, obviously, but they want his privileges. The body, the face, the charm, the charisma, the sexual access, and the sexual confidence. Chad thrives on their envy. He does not lust for straight men, anymore than they lust for him, because he doesn’t envy straight men. Chad seeks out the best and most deserving gay and bisexual men, and fucks them or gets fucked. It’s that simple.
And throughout his swathe of sexual conquests, Chad is looking for “the one”. That fella who can share his bed and share his heart. Who will it be? Who could it be? DC comics has bisexual Superman dating some pink-haired femmy twink, but that’s bullshit. Male-attracted men date like4like, usually. And if you’re Chad, only the biggest, manliest, most confident man will do. Chad is Superman, and the only man who can satisfy Superman is Superman (or maybe Batman).
It’s possible Chad’s too… well… Chad, you know?
*Featured art by Albron
