34 and your first time at a gay bar. You’re nervous as hell, but somehow it feels right. You’ve already been propositioned by a half-dozen guys. You’re flattered, but you keep turning them down. You really don’t know what to do. You’re just gonna drink your beer and hang out on the dancefloor until you feel more sure.

Don’t worry big guy, you’ll get there.

Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.