These posts will be our little secret
It’s one in the morning, and instead of snuggling up with your wife in bed, you’re in your car in the middle of the woods with your best friend of twenty years, fucking in the backseat. Don’t ask, don’t tell.
You’re tipsy on beer, watching the Raiders/Cardinals game with your son and his best friend. Once your son goes to bed, his friend makes his move. He slips in close, puts his hand on your thigh, and kisses you softly on the lips. You’re too stunned to speak. How did he know? Don’t ask, don’t tell.
You’re a high-flying executive at a major company, and you spend your lunch break at the apartment of some twink from some app you quickly deleted, fucking his bussy like you’ll never see it again. Don’t ask, don’t tell.
You’re a marine in the USMC and you can’t wait to get out on the field so you and your buddy can find some alone time to really cement your military bond. Don’t ask, don’t tell.
You’re in the locker room after practice, and you and Jake make eye contact one too many times. You’ve gotta get away, it’s your anniversary with your girlfriend. But Jake’s handsome face is so alluring. You drop the towels and frot. Don’t ask, don’t tell.
You’re a freelance carpenter in love with your apprentice; you’re on a major league baseball team and you and your coach keep fucking in the toilets; you’re a college professor obsessed with your student; a father of four who gives up your hole for your neighbor; a prom king of your highschool, totally bored of Stacy, and totally in love with Chad.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Common triggers: Closeted angst, internalized homophobia, misogyny
*Page art by Albron
