Category: Himbos’R’Us

Appraisal

When you find yourself in the clutches of an alpha daddy who’s got you and another boy in a routine appraisal to see if you’re worthy of his stable. “Sell those pussies to me, boys, come on!” said the dom. “You need to be able to make Daddy hard with just a glance of that hole.”

Daddy was gonna pit you both against each other – and he may still – because he only had one space left. But seeing the sheer amount of tasty before him, he may just have to make room for both of you. Lucky himbos.

Dumb down here, himbos

Your Silly Ass

You got validation from showing your ass on camera for random men. The more depraved they were, the more validated you felt.. You kept thinking what it would be like to get fucked by one of these men. They all seemed really nice, paying attention to your silly ass and all.

Dumb down here, himbos

His dim little himbo brain

The men at the pool catcall and jeer at the himbo, and so the himbo smiles. He’s learned that any attention from men is good attention, so he basks in their raunchy dudeness. He’s well accustomed to men just fondling his ass, giving him a kiss, sticking their fingers in his mouth, and each time it happens, his dim little himbo brain lights up with serotonin.

Dumb down here, himbos

Dead

This dude’s brain is gone. Dead. There wasn’t much there to begin with, so all the guy’s who’re gonna fuck him think it’s an improvement.

Dumb down here, himbos

The Problem

“I don’t see the problem, bro.” Your gym buddy bent double to look under the shelves. You stared hard at his ass and massaged your dick.

“Oh, there’s definitely a problem,” you said. “The whole thing’s wobbly. Better keep looking.”

“Sure thing. You know I’m always happy to help.” He was big, dumb and kind. It was so easy to put him to use around the house. He was like a puppy, always looking to please. Especially when you mounted his tight muscled ass like a stallion and he fucked back to help get you off. You didn’t know what his sexuality was. Frankly, he was probably too stupid to know. But it didn’t matter. He liked to bottom, and you liked to top. He liked to do stuff for you, you liked to have stuff done. He was a himbo, you were a stud. You were perfect together.

Dumb down here, himbos

Can’t help it

Artist: Artisticjinsky

Himbos can’t help it. It’s almost subconscious. He went to stow his luggage, then stopped as he remembered to pull his jeans down a bit to show off his perfect bubble ass. Every catcall, every pinch, every spank validates him and makes his silly head tingle with joy.

Dumb down here, himbos

Just wants to have fun

When the slutty pool boy keeps sending you videos like this cause he, like all himbos, just wants to have fun. The fact that your wife is sitting across from you eating lunch doesn’t figure in his sexified little brain.

Dumb down here, himbos

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