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Suds and spanks

Post-gym showers with bro are the beeeeest, fuu. Bro has some serious donk from all that hack-squatting and it needs some serious attention after the fact. Suds and spanks, bruh, suds and spanks! Huhu. When you’re all clean and dried, you’ll each rub one out then play some Mario Kart. Bro-day is best day.

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Be a buddy

The end goal of all gym bros. Including being butt-naked and ass-up in the locker room. He just wants the other fellas to give his donk some compliments, maybe a light spanking. Be a buddy, help him out.

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To get all sticky like

“Sorry for rubbing up on you like that, bro. Didn’t mean for things to get all sticky like.”

“Don’t worry about it, bro. It happens.”

“Cool, sweet. If you ever wanna get, like, sticky back, just fucking go for it, dude.”

“Yeah?”

“Bro, whenever! Rub up on me, dude. I don’t care.”

“Cool. Thanks, bro.”

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Sticky is good

Four beers in and you’re playing with bro’s fartbox as usual. It’s just so, I don’t know, cool. Yeah, cool. Bro’s got a phatty, kinda like a chick, just different. More muscle, more shape, fuck who knows. It’s just cool. You’re always pretty sticky after groping bro’s donk for twenty minutes. And sticky is good.

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Just relax, I’ve got you

“Bro, I-”

“Shhh, don’t worry about it. Just relax, I’ve got you.”

“Fuuuckk. I wouldn’t ask, but I’m just so pent-up. What with my girl being pregnant and-”

“I know, I know. You don’t have to explain. I love helping out a buddy.”

“Shit. I’ve missed this, bro.”

“Yeah, me too. Maybe after I’ll give you a rimjob. For old time’s sake.”

“Shit~”

Bone down on bros, huhu

There’s no way

“Bro, there’s no way your chest is that big.”

“Oh yeah!” says the stupid bro at the gym. “I’ll show you, dude.” He takes off his tank to prove how fat his bro titties are.

“Okay, fine. But there’s no way your ass is that big.”

“Oh yeah!”

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Snuck Off

There’s a party downstairs, but you and bro have snuck off to the bedroom for a bit of R&R before you get back to it. Can’t be too long, though. Your girlfriends might start asking awkward questions. Again.

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Make the Itching Stop

“And you promise it’ll make the itching stop?”

“Would I lie to you?” you said.

“No, dude. I trust you. If fucking me is the only way to get rid of that itch, then do it. The problem goes so deep, bro. Nothing I do can satisfy it.”

“This will satisfy it,” you said as you smacked your eight incher on your palm. “You don’t know it, dude, but your ass has been craving this for years.”

Gay? Me?

“You think I’m gay? What, with this bling, body hair and smoldering look? Gay? Me? Nah, bruuh. Nah. I mean, if you’re up for something, I don’t…you know…”

It’ll be our little secret

Bone down on bros, huhu

Straight for the Kiss

You joined a new gym that opened in your neighborhood. It claimed to be “inclusive”, which sounded righteous. Inclusivity rocks! Also it had a pool. You were sold. And what a good fucking decision that’s been. All the bros at the gym are crazy friendly. Right from the off, they insisted on kissing. Now listen – you’re a righteous bro, and you love a good tongue sesh with a fellow traveler. But usually you gotta wait a few weeks. Share a beer, watch a game, use his toilet, you know? But with these guys? Nah, bruh. They just go straight for the kiss. And you know what, that’s pretty fucking cool. It makes your workouts take twice as long though.

Bone up on bros here

All Pent Up

When the bros are all pent up, but cause of No Homo, this is as far as they can take it. They’ll need some serious pussy when they’re done with their little petting sesh.

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Perfect

“Like this, bro?”

“Yep, perfect.”

“You know I was going fucking hard at the gym. I could shower first-?”

“Nah, bro. I told you you’re perfect.”

“And if you rim me, I’ll stop getting chubbies around other dudes?”

“Oh yeah. Definitely. But I have to go for quite a while. Otherwise it won’t work.”

“If you say so, bro. I need to get control of this shit. It seems I can’t do anything with another guy without getting a boner these days.”

Ah, closeted meatheads. So stupid. So gullible. So sexy.

Bone up on bros here

If their girls could see them now

What was that about a boy’s only weekend up at the cabin? Well yeah, that’s exactly what is was about. The concoction of drugs these boys are rolling on is pretty righteous. Uppers, downers, poppers et al. Everything and anything to get their walls down and their dicks up. Imagine if their girls could see them now huhu.

Bone up on bros here.

Guy Shit

You and bro go camping every other weekend during the summer, like ritual. Everyone thinks you’re just doing guy shit, like fishing and and hiking and stoking campfires. And that’s true. But the guy shit is a little more… intense than just that. Fuck, it started off innocent enough, just buddies spending quality time with each other. But I don’t know, something clicked in the both of you. Before you knew it, you were clothes-off, sucking down each other’s hogs like you’d never get another chance. And that’s kind of how it feels, right? Like, this is the last chance, cause this whole thing is a fantasy. But there you both are, every second weekend, sucking dick, fucking ass, kissing lips and generally doing “guy shit” in a way you never let yourself imagine before. And this is the real guy shit. Accept no substitute.

It’ll be our little secret

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All-American

Just a couple of all-American bros. You love to show off together; flexing is your main past-time. The girls go wild, so do the guys. Which suits you just fine. Like all good American bros, you practise chicks on the beach, dicks in the sheets.

Bone up on bros here.

Lose yourself to the ego

You and Bro

Whenever you and bro get together, things get really physical. It’s all No Homo, obviously, but he’s just so fucking sexy that you can’t help yourself. His ass has more meat on it than any woman’s you’ve been with, and something about that just turns you on. Your boner strains your pants, leaking away like crazy. That makes you a little sus. Like, that seems kinda homo. But so long as at least one of you keeps your cock out of sight, anything you do is totally fine. That’s the rule, right? The goalposts keep changing when it comes to No Homo, but that sounds right. Man, you love spending time with your bro.

Bone up on bros here.

Regular Friday night

Just a regular Friday night for these boys. Bro struck out with the chicks at the bar, so stumbled back to the house of his two gay besties and they fucked. Dude strikes out cause he always goes for the hottest chick, every time. They keep telling him that he should aim a bit lower, but he keeps telling them it’s 10s or the boys. Women aren’t worth the hassle unless they’re total bombshells.

Bone up on bros here.

Waiting

You’re all doing your best to hide your boners, waiting for that one het guy to leave so you can get the party started. The guy in the back corner’s about to lose his fucking mind.

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Who needs girls

You’re just a dumb bro gooning out on camera with the rest of your team. Nothing gets you harder than the admiration and affection from your bros. You’re all sporting wood in celebration of your victory. Cum’s leaking, you’re all feeling a certain kind of way. Fuck! Like dude, who needs girls, honestly?

Bone up on bros here.

Bricked is good

There’s nothing sus about worshipping bro’s incredible body. Nothing sus about that at all. You’re both pretty bricked while you do it, so that must mean it’s fine. Bricked is good. Being bricked is totally bro. Homos don’t get bricked.

Bone up on bros here.

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