Boys just wanna have fun; wanna join?
Boys, boys, boys. It’s all fucking, football and fart jokes. Well, not all, but a big percentage. And ain’t that why we love ’em?
Actually, it’s a curious thing. Everyone claim to hate young men. Feminists, queers, boomers, society, young men. Why? The privilege, maybe? Young men have it so easy. Assumed strength and competence, no painful periods or unwanted pregnancy. Sex comes so easily, is so disposable. A man can just jack his dick for two minutes and bam! Orgasm. Maybe people hate on their swagger, their confidence, their arrogance. To be a cocky young lad gets people’s hackles up. That’s understandable. Maybe it’s cause they are the inheritors of the earth, and they’re all drunken morons with their minds constantly on their dicks. That’s also understandable. Yeah, everyone hates them.
Or do they?!
Young men are universally popular. Have you ever been around an older woman? She’ll treat you like her lovable, cheeky nephew without even thinking about it. A young woman? She’ll want your boyish energy in a more intimate way. An older man? He’ll have a look of respectable envy in seeing you flaunt what he no longer has – and he’ll probably spur you on to lean in. And if he’s a daddy, forget about it. He wants that energy in his bed, now and forever. And a younger man? Well, he is you. Or at least, he wants to be as you are. Any introverted nerd will look at his extroverted brethren – the boys who are being boys – and be envious. It’s true. That envy might not develop into anything meaningful, but there will always be a part of him that wants to taste their boyish masculinity. Everyone’s the same.
Why? Cause boys are fun and carefree: everything’s a laugh. Boys are strong and fit: they can push the limits of the human body in a way no one else can. Boys are hypersexual: their testosterone is such that they just can’t keep it down. This is an awesome combination of things. It makes young men the pinnacle of sexual potential. Strong, fun and roiling with test.
So explore these boyish lads as they fuck and play, laugh and love. Boys will be boys, always. No matter what society has to say about it.
Featured artwork by Hiroki Bzdsk : page artwork by Bludwing
