Gotta get your milk, gotta bulk. Need your calories. Need your protein. Wanna impress the boys… eh, girls. Ggirls. Gotta impress the girls. Fuck chad is so hot- eh, no. Stacy. Stacy’s so hot.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When you’re horsing around with your bud in the pool and things suddenly get weird. You both go in to kiss. Your heart’s beating crazy. This is wrong… but it feels so right.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
Waiting for the guy from Railr to show up. You’ve taken to using cocksuckers on a daily basis. You work from home and your wife has no idea about your new hobby. You always go for the fem ones. The pretty boys. The sissies. They love it. They think their little straight-chasing fantasies are coming true. What they don’t know is that you’re even more turned on than they are. You wish you had the balls to take it to the next step, maybe just kiss one of these sexy guys who look up at you from their knees, but you don’t. Not yet.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
34 and your first time at a gay bar. You’re nervous as hell, but somehow it feels right. You’ve already been propositioned by a half-dozen guys. You’re flattered, but you keep turning them down. You really don’t know what to do. You’re just gonna drink your beer and hang out on the dancefloor until you feel more sure.
Don’t worry big guy, you’ll get there.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
Two of Coach’s bulls burning off their huge reserves of calories playing rugby. They can’t be out too long though. They’re on a tight schedule of eating, cumming, shitting, lifting and sleeping. Still, it’s important to get fresh air, to play sports with the other bulls for the bond, and to use up their energy so it doesn’t turn destructive. Some of the beloved cheerbois are watching so the bulls are flexing to make them swoon. After the game, they’ll each take a cheerboi or two and use their pussies to get milked.
Get Jocked.
Daily progress shot sent to Daddy to fuel his wank bank. Daddy is particularly keen on glutes; he has his sluts train a minimum of 2 leg days a week. It’s brutal for the sluts but the results speak for themselves. Then, spending 15 hours a week in the gym is brutal but the results speak for themselves. When you’re addicted to gainz, this is the life you lead.
Speaking of, slut’s next appointment with Daddy is in two days. He’ll get his next dose of poison to fuel his growth. He’s hard and leaking thinking about it. Daddy will exact his payment, he knows, but it’s worth it. Your gainz are more important than your heterosexuality.
Fall into Daddy’s trap here.
Coach cycles through his jocks every night so they all get a chance to spend time with the big man. But that doesn’t mean Coach is an egalitarian. He privileges the jocks who earn it. If you want more time with Coach, prove you deserve it. It’s a great motivator to lift heavy, train hard, strive. And Coach sees. Coach sees everything.
And the reward is lounging in Coach’s pad, donk out, teasing the man till he fucks you hard and raw. Smoke a cigar, watch the game, crack some jokes, go to bed in Coach’s arms. It’s pretty awesome.
Get Jocked.
Your gym has a policy that fuckmeat is welcome IF it makes itself known at all times. That way, you and the other fellas know who to harass, fondle and fuck when the feeling strikes. Obviously you don’t want fuckmeat in the gym pretending it was equal with the men, but so long as it knows its inferior, it can stay. Men want fit, lean fuckmeat anyway.
Such pro-fuckmeat policies have been extremely popular with the fuckmeat themselves. They’re prancing around the gym in their jockstraps, happy as can be, baiting the men to use and abuse them.
Abuse some fuckmeat here
How you’ve taken to greeting your gay buddy every time he comes round. Even the thought of it makes you tent. He says that’s totally normal, that all the other bros he makes out with get hard too, so you don’t worry too much about it. Also fucking him just feels cool, you know? He says that’s normal too. All bros are natural tops. You fucking love the sound of that.
Bone up on bros here.
When the French couple who moved in next door takes you under their wing and tries to bring you out of the closet. You swear you’re not in the closet, they keep proving otherwise. They say their gaydar’s never wrong. You’d counter their point, but you keep being the filling in their beefcake sandwich. Hard to say “No, no, I’m straight” when a man’s kissing his own cum from your lips.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When you’ve been chatting with a daddy for months and he keeps sending you sluttier clothes to try on. This is what came today with the message; “Send Daddy something he can bust to, slut.” Just reading that you nearly bust yourself. You cleaned up, took some pics and sent them. “Fucking beautiful, slut,” he replied. “Now from the back.” You did what he said. You always did what he said. Daddy controlled the sauce; the beautiful poison that was transforming you before your eyes. He kept saying he wanted to meet up, that it was time for Daddy to collect his payment and take your virgin holes. That’s what he deserved as the man who gave you all this gear and all this time to turn you into the swole, inflated muscle whore you now were.
What can you say? You know that more gear is contingent on pleasing this man, and you want more. You need more. And, if you were being honest with yourself, you kind of wanted to meet him. To service him. He’d sent you so many pictures of his cock, and so much gay porn, it had kind of addled your mind.
You’re just praying your girlfriend doesn’t find out…
Fall into Daddy’s trap here.
When bro asks you to take footage for his FortheFans, all innocent like. Of course you say yes. Bros help bros. You take your boner as a sign that bro’s looking hot and is gonna make a killing on the site. Which is sick. What a bro doesn’t want make money with his donk? You’re thinking about maybe doing it, too. Maybe you and bro could do some scenes together…
Bone up on bros here.
Daddy dangles the lure of steroids in front of these damaged men and they cave. They eventually beg to join Daddy’s cult. At first, they sucked him and endured his dick because that was the price for the muscle they craved. Now, they do it cause they love Daddy and his beautiful cock.
Artist: Headingsouthart
Fall into Daddy’s trap here.
The gay guy at the gym is awful friendly. He keeps helping you with your lifts, and has tons of advice about diet and self-care. One day, on his way out, he pulled down his shorts and gave you this signal. You didn’t know what it meant, but you didn’t care. You were too busy staring at his impeccable ass and straining to keep your boner down. You failed.
Artist: Artisticjinsky
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When bro sets you up with a new VR headset and fleshlight. He told you to just click play. There sure are a lot of dudes. You trust bro, he always keeps you straight. And now the dudes are kissing. And now sucking. And fucking. And you’re hard. It’s not long before you’ve busted a vivid load into your new toy. That was the first time you’d seen gay porn. You press replay.
Artist: Dazswole
Bone up on bros here.
What happens at the cabin stays at the cabin. Right boys? Such an awesome and totally accurate broism. Mancaves – bro squats – are where dudes can be dudes with each other without, like, judgment and shit. It’s awesome and every bro needs to get into it.
Bone up on bros here.
When you and your best man were supposed to be getting dressed for your wedding but soon found yourselves naked, hard and eating each other’s faces. As you plunge into his hole, you start to question whether marrying Stacy is really what you want…
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When bro’s lying around the apartment in these pants, things can get real gay real fast. Once is a fluke, twice is a mistake, three times is a fucking cry for help. But fuu, bro’s donk tho!
Bone up on bros here.
There’s a gay guy at work who compliments your amazing body all the time. You play it off as a joke but deep down you love it. You’ve started dressing sluttier. It works. He takes one look at your perfect ass wrapped snuggly in these pants and starts panting like a fucking hound. It turns you on. You wonder what it would be like to take it to the next level. You’ve never been with a guy, but you’d be lying if you said you hadn’t thought about it…
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
You love shoving the gay boy’s face in your sweaty asshole. He loves it, too. You’ve been hooking up with men for months now. You tell yourself that it’s because guys do what your wife won’t, but that’s bullshit. Deep down, you know that fucking around with men makes your dick harder, your cum heartier, and your heart happier than being with women ever did.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When you’ve been macking on your bro for weeks now and he just keeps getting handsier and handsier.
Bone up on bros here.
When you’re horsing around with bro and it inevitably leads to you spread out on your bed and him eating out your awesome dude donk. You don’t know why it keeps happening, but it must be totally fine cause, like, it does keep happening. Some of your other bros did warn you about the downsides of chilling with gay dudes. But, fuck, if this is a downside, you can’t wait to see the upside, shit.
Bone up on bros here.
When you start off that day’s goon sesh watching lesbian porn, but inevitably end up busting your load thinking about the hot gay couple at the gym who kept patting each other’s butts as they lifted some heavy metal. It makes the batter come out that much stronger. You don’t like to think about that once the dust settles and your fire’s extinguished. You go about your day and the repression continues.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
You and your rugby buddy have gotten to the point where you can no longer deny the attraction. You don’t know where things go from here; you’re just happy to be out of the halfway house you were in for months, years. So many near-misses, so many close-calls, so many lost chances. No more. Now, you and he are in deep and there’s no going back.
Tomorrow, when your blood is cooled, you’ll wonder what your rugby buddies will think…
Artist: Dsharp
When you and your buddy fall asleep next to each other. You both harden in your sleep, as your thoughts drift to sexier things. It’s both beautiful and tragic that you don’t know you’re each thinking of the other.
Artist: Kentartwork
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
Just getting in your daily kissing practice with bro. Practice makes perfect. For the chicks. Perfect for the chicks. That’s what you care about.
When you and bro are tag-teaming a girl, but you can’t keep your eyes off each other. Or your mouths. She finds it hot, which is good. A nice cover. You’re kissing cause it makes her wet. Uh huh. You’ve kinda stopped fucking while you kiss, tho but…
Bone up on bros here.
When you and bro are both about to go on leave, so you make sure to get in plenty of bro-time before you have to go home and endure spend time with your girls. Leave sucks. If you could have it your way, you and bro would be on duty together all year round.
Bone up on bros here.
It was somehow easier to convince yourself you were straight by hooking up with domtops. It’s not that you’re gay, you’re just a sub, and submitting to women isn’t the same. Women can’t control you the way a man can. A man’s strength and his hard throbbing dick are the tools of domination, not whatever a woman can offer.
The cope is powerful, the cope is real. You kneel before men and suck their dicks and take their abuse and surrender your ass because you’re a repressed homo and deep down you know that.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When you finally feel comfortable enough to let your gay gym buddy play with your ass, and this is how he responds. You know you’ve opened the floodgates, and you’re okay with that. You’ve been holding that flood back for far too long.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When bro’s doing kickbacks at the gym and you can’t take your eyes of him for some reason.
Bone up on bros here.
When you’re alone in the gym with your gay bud and he keeps waggling his gorgeous ass at you while you’re doing your curls. You push him onto the bench and start plowing. You promised yourself the last time would be the last time. Funny how those promises always went to shit when faced with your pal’s warm, tight, beckoning hole… Fuck. You know that you’ll be here again, a few days from now, doing it all over again. And the thought of that made you even harder.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When your Railr pings and the bodybuilder couple next to you show up on your feed. They look you up and down and you nearly bust your nut. You only downloaded the app out of curiosity. Fuck they were hot. But you’re not ready for this shit.
But god damn…
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
After a night of heavy drinking, your gay buds asked if you wanted to share their bed. You’d known them for years, they knew you were straight. Well… whatever, you were married, they were married. Their request surprised you… and titillated you. You’d never been with another dude. I mean, you’d thought about it. But every guy has, right? The offer was right there, on the table. Like money, you couldn’t just leave it.
Your bud’s mouth was so fucking soft and warm, but the whole thing was confusing the fuck out of you. It felt good. Too good, maybe. You closed your eyes, downed your beer and just let him do his thing while his husband fucked his ass and looked at you with lust in his eyes.
Hopefully, you’d forget all about it in the morning.
Unless…
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
You and bro found time to get away from your girls while at the beach. No big deal. Just some much needed bro time. They had nagged you about it in the past, something about it being “gay”, so you decided to keep it secret. What they don’t know can’t hurt them. That’s some bro-ology we can all live by.
Bone up on bros here.
You and your bros had a serious make out session that left you all in bruises. You fell asleep on each other like puppies, tired but damn happy. No cumming though. You didn’t cross the No Homo boundary. This time.
Artist: Melonnabar
Bone up on bros here.
“Babe, come on!”
You and bro just vibing on another level and your girl’s getting impatient. She wants to leave, you want to spend more time with bro. It’s a pickle. She’s used to you and bro kissing now, but she’s still not happy about it. She keeps saying it’s “weird” and “gay”. You’re just like “pfft”. It’s “No Homo, babe” cause “he’s bro”.
It makes sense to you. It makes sense to bro. That’s why you love bro. The vibes.
Bone up on bros here.
When you and your bud are this close to telling each other how you really feel, so you just let your kiss do the talking. Actions speak louder than words; men know this. Your words might say “I’m straight”, but your actions say otherwise. Especially the action in your pants. Once the dust settles in the morning, you’ll see where you both stand. For tonight, you’ll embrace and enjoy.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.
When bro puts on his tight blue jeans and you realize that no woman has ever had a butt so spankable. You got some thinking to do, but for now you’re gonna watch and enjoy. Bro loves the attention anyway. Fucking slut huhu.
Bone up on bros here.
You’ve always gotten compliments for your awesome donk. Mostly from dudes, which is sick. These days, you’re always putting on a bit of a show in the locker room for them. The fellas, the homies. They always say the sexiest, nastiest things about you when you’re in your jock. You’re not sure why, but it always makes for the best jack off material when you get home.
Bone up on bros here.
Bro is so cocky, but he’s earned it. He’s always doing this shit around me. I love bro so fucking much. Always got a boner, always thinking of ass, always getting all puffed up while he cops a feel. And always topless, too, which is sick. Dude’s ripped as fuck, insane cum gutters. We share jeans a lot cause we’re tight. Don’t bother me none that his bare dick and donk have touched them. Just makes me feel closer to bro.
Bone up on bros here.
Bro lets you play with his phatty whenever you want, which is all the time cause you’re a bro and it’s just donk, donk, donk 24/7. You love bro cause he lets you act on his butt like a chick doesn’t. You can grab it, spank it, eat it even. He lets you play! And you’re a simple bro: playing with donk’s all you want. The best is when you slide up in it with your dripping dick and hot dog him to you shoot. That’s when you know you and bro are tight.
Bone up on bros here.
When you try Railr for the first time out of pure curiosity and this guy slides in your DMs to ask if you’re dtf. You quickly delete the app and jack out a huge load. Not yet. Not yet.
Don’t ask about it and don’t tell about it here.