To the laymen it might not look it, but this is just foreplay for what comes later. Rugby is the gayest sport and we all know it.
It’ll be our little secret
Author: Jocksid (Page 1 of 7)
“Bro, I-”
“Shhh, don’t worry about it. Just relax, I’ve got you.”
“Fuuuckk. I wouldn’t ask, but I’m just so pent-up. What with my girl being pregnant and-”
“I know, I know. You don’t have to explain. I love helping out a buddy.”
“Shit. I’ve missed this, bro.”
“Yeah, me too. Maybe after I’ll give you a rimjob. For old time’s sake.”
“Shit~”
Bone down on bros, huhu
Dude’s Grindr picture. He originally displayed himself as a mean douchebruh top because it made him feel less uncomfortable seeking sex with men. Now he’s long out the closet. He just does it cause bottoms respond so positively when he does.
Obey His rule
You’ve just finished the morning’s gym sesh and are driving to one of your cumdump’s houses to dump some cum. You’ll get your lunch there; a couple of steaks washed down with a large protein shake, so long as the muscle-worshipping little bitch bought what you told him to. You’ll take a nap while the fuckmeat rims you to sleep, then back to the gym for the afternoon sesh. And so the cycle goes. The more you lifted, bulked and roided, the more you needed to cum. It left little time for anything else. It’s good to have an army of subs paying all your bills. That way, you and your boyfriend can spend all your freetime together. And there was no jealousy between you. He was doing the exact same thing on the other side of town.
Abuse some fuckmeat
When you see some useless fuckmeat perving on you in the locker room and you stop a minute to decide whether to ignore, beat or fuck. You were an awesome bully when you were young, so you’ve got plenty of experience putting faggots in their place. Still, gyms have all these PC rules these days, so it might not be worth the hassle of pounding on the little bitch. Would be fun though.
Abuse some fuckmeat
When Daddy strictly forbids fucking between his muscle sluts so they resort to endlessly teasing each other. They’re so pent-up and agitated by the time Daddy gets home from work that they’re desperate and panting for his cock. Just as Daddy likes it.
Fall into Daddy’s trap
“I don’t know about this,” you pant as your out friend sucks on your nipple.
“Just a brojob. Nothing more. If you don’t like it, I’ll let it go.”
“Fuck…” You struggle to think as he starts to rub your stiffy. The fucker knows what he’s doing. You’ve never been with a man. But just sometimes, the thought would creep into your mind as you jacked, or watched straight porn or looked at other guys in the locker room. You never entertained the thought for longer than a few seconds. Never, until now.
One little blowjob couldn’t hurt…
Right?
It’ll be our little secret
When your girlfriend catches you coming out a car with another guy. There could be all kinds of explanations, but this isn’t exactly the first time you’ve done this. Nor the first time you’ve been caught. At this point, it’d probably just be easier if she knew what you and your buddy get up to. Maybe she’d be cool with it, fuck knows.
It’ll be our little secret
Bro keeps pulling his shorts up further and further around his gay buddies. He’s trying to get their attention without getting their attention. Dude just wants a blowjob, but asking would be, like, gay or whatever.
It’ll be our little secret
What closeted boys are reduced to when fucking their girls just doesn’t cut it any more.
It’ll be our little secret
Boys will find any excuse – including no excuse – to whip it out. And ain’t that why we love ’em?
Won’t they though?
Bro overhearing two of his teammates talking about fucking each other after the session. He’s getting oddly hard. You know, for a “straight” guy. He’ll store this away in the top secret spankbank for later and return to his game.
It’ll be our little secret
The one more confident, the other a bit tentative. It’s all new to him, but he’s loving every minute.
It’ll be our little secret
The married dad who “prefers the company of men”. He gives you a little wink, a wee pout, and once the missus is gone with the kids, you’re face down in his sheets getting the best pounding of your life.
You spend the next hour straddling his lap, making out slow and deep. Until her car rolls up into the drive. He sighs.
“So you’ll take the landscaping job then, kid?”
“Hell yes, sir.”
“Good boy.” He pats your butt and acts like nothing happened. At least, not until the next time it happens.
This cum’s Dad approved
You use the boy’s mouth and ass like fleshlights. You’re rough and mean, sometimes violent. He loves it. He slurps your manhood. He devours your cum. He worships you, body and soul. And once you’ve bust, you leave him used, slimy and wrecked. He’s just a vent for you. A sexual release you’re not getting at home. Someone who actually gives you the attention and pleasure you crave. Nothing more… Nothing more… Right? You’re not attracted to him. It’s not like you’re gay or any of that shit! You think about his slim waist and perfect, twinky ass. His tight hole and smooth skin. His cute, boyish face and puppy dog eyes. His small, well-formed coc- Fuck! Your dick tingles, despite only coming five minutes earlier. You’ll see him again You always see him again. Eventually.
It’ll be our little secret
For Daddy’s sluts, “never skip leg day” isn’t just a dumb broism, but a hard and fast rule they never break. They all learn quick how much Daddy cares about leg day. And they all learn quick why.
If slut here wants continued access to that free juice, he has to make sure he builds something Daddy wants to leave a gaping, cummy mess.
Fall into Daddy’s trap
Being as gay as you can get away with in public together before you go be actually gay in private.
It’ll be our little secret
Fuckmeat follow big men folk around cause they wanna stick their noses up those big manly cakes and be totally devoured cause they’re such pathetic little pigs. Use that energy against them to get them to do whatever the hell you want.
Abuse some fuckmeat
When your bud is gaming, but that’s boring so you change the screen to some porn and within a minute you’re both hard and leaking. It’s not a stretch to give your bud a bit of a squeeze after that.
Artist: Unknown
Won’t they, though?
“Yeah, babe. This business trip sucks and blows,” you say to your girl as you watch your fuck buddy slap his cock against his palm with a cheeky look in his eyes. “It really sucks!”
It’ll be our little secret
This Meatheads chapter is looking for a pack uniform. Something to wear around the den to really connect all the fellas (tankers and flamers). So they’re doing a little fashion show, finding something that works for everyone. This little blue number is really going down well. It’s blue, so the tankers are happy about how masc it looks, and it covers basically nothing so the flamers are happy about that. It also really accents the cock so of course everyone’s happy about that. Overall, this is a winner.
The extra strappy bits are for when it gets a bit chilly.
Flamers and Tankers both welcome
DL dude, texting his fuckbuddy where to meet. He’s here with his girl, but when the need strikes the need strikes. And she doesn’t give blowies on-demand. Or ever. And even if she did… Pfft. The boners just come easier when it’s a man’s lips wrapped around his member.
It’ll be our little secret
“Bro, there’s no way your chest is that big.”
“Oh yeah!” says the stupid bro at the gym. “I’ll show you, dude.” He takes off his tank to prove how fat his bro titties are.
“Okay, fine. But there’s no way your ass is that big.”
“Oh yeah!”
Bone down on bros, huhu
Your “straight” neighbor is always keen to do lifts in this position whenever you work out together. You know what he wants, but you refuse to make a move. It’s funny watching him get ever more desperate for your dick.
It’ll be our little secret
Haha, oh shit. The piece of fuckmeat really thought he’d be able to just suck off a couple of studs and then quietly scamper away, no harm no foul. See, guys like to abuse fuckmeat, but they do not like fuckmeat. In fact, men who turn themselves into cumrags kinda piss real men off.
The fellas are done cumming on the bitch, so now he’s gonna get to spend an hour suffocating under Dan’s rank, sweaty ass. Dan would clean up first, only cleaning dirty assholes is really more of a fuckmeat kinda thing.
Abuse some fuckmeat
Code Rule #27: Be intimate enough with bro that you can freely touch any part of his body. Be familiar with bro’s junk, just not all gay like.
Learn the Code, bro
A scouter for the Barn spotted this meat at a football convention and intends to make an approach. How does a ten-year contract to breed fertile pussy and earn a dumptruck full of cash sound? Prove you’ve got the T levels we’re looking for, and that life’s yours.
It’s milking time
Uh oh. Dumb dumb lost his way. His gaggle of himbos were on their way to a car washing competition and he saw a shiny object in the distance. He’ll be fine. Attractive idiots always land on their feet. Sometimes on their backs…
Dumb down here, himbos
Your girl suggested a weekend trip to the beach with Dan and his wife. You said yes immediately. Once you were settled in, you and Dan told them you were “going fishing”, ran off to a secluded cove on the beach and did what you did best. When you came back without any fish, you blamed it on a bad day. You wondered if the girls were getting suspicious. You and Dan had done this dozens of times and never once returned with dinner.
It’ll be our little secret
Dumbass was held back by like ten years, but now he’s open season as far as the teachers are concerned. The amount of “detention” this himbo gets is mind-boggling.
He’d pull his shorts up but all the men at the hotel keep pulling them back down so his ass is on show, so it’s kinda pointless. And Himbo wouldn’t wanna do anything to get in the way of their male attention. They love spanking him, groping him, pinching him, finger fucking him, getting on their knees and rimming him. Himbo always giggles when their tongue touches his hole. It tickles.
Dumb down here, himbos
When you wake up and remember what you did last night with that guy from the bar. The shame hits hard, but sooner or later the lust will return. And so the cycle goes.
It’ll be our little secret
What’s a little kiss between soldiers? It’ll be their little secret.
Himbos may be braindead sluts without education, trades or experience, but don’t ever think these bootilicious sluts will be out of work. Their donks got all the education they need.
Dumb down here, himbos
There’s a party downstairs, but you and bro have snuck off to the bedroom for a bit of R&R before you get back to it. Can’t be too long, though. Your girlfriends might start asking awkward questions. Again.
Bone down on bros, huhu
Dawww. Your big dumb boyfriend was looking lost and confused, out here on the beach like a lost puppy. But then he saw you and his face lit up. A puppy finding his master.
Your big dumb boyfriend awaits
This is what happens when you get in too deep with your money-lenders. The bill will catch up with you and if you don’t have the money, you have to find some other way to pay. A long line of men is waiting to fuck your hole and they’ve paid good money to do it. The whole thing will be streamed into the reception room so the fellas can watch each other fuck you to rev themselves up. As you get pounded – you, devoted husband, father of three, coach to the lucky kids’ football team – you’ll realize you have no one but yourself to blame. You can only hope that this one night is enough to pay down your debts. The line of men is long afterall…
Conquer or be conquered
What the fuck were you doing? You had a good girl with a kid on the way, and here you were in Daddy’s apartment, naked and ready to be mounted. And all cause of your little deal. He’d supply all the chemicals you needed to gain more and more muscle, you’d give up your body to him. It made sense, in a twisted way. He was paying for your body; now, he was just making use of his purchase.
But that wasn’t the only reason you let him use and abuse you sexually. Every time he’d call you a “beautiful boy” or “my gorgeous, macho slut” or whatever degrading yet empowering thing he’d utter in his growling voice while he fucked your hole without mercy, it’s like some light went on in your brain and you’d feel… whole, again?
You didn’t want to unpack that. You didn’t want to unpack any of this. Once Daddy pinned you, fucked you and came, you washed your body – pussy asshole and mouth included – with harsh soap, and went home to your girl to pretend like none of this happened. Until next week. Cause next week you’d get your next pin.
Fall into Daddy’s trap
Dustin contemplating Mark’s offer. He told the lunk that if he wanted a piece of the best pussy he’d ever have, then don’t be shy. Now he’s just staring at Mark doing his Romanian deadlifts in his jockstrap and booty shorts and can’t believe he’s actually thinking about it.
Mark can believe it. That earring is very sus.
Mark and all his Gym Bros
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Mark in a pair of shorts that accent his fabulously fuckable ass. He’s a shameless slut, clearly. But here’s the thing about shameless sluts – they get dick. Which is why people resent them so much. While women are on Twitter complaining about patriarchy, or gays are in the club bitching about each other, the sluts of the world are out there slaying dick and taking names. Don’t resent my boy Mark just cause he knows what he wants and actually works to get it.
Mark and all his Gym Bros
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