It’s the chain, it’s all about the chain. Slip that over his young impressionable neck and he becomes a slave to all your beautiful masculine dogmas. It’s the duty of every right-thinking gay man to enslave as many others to those dogmas – to put a metaphoric chain on other gay men’s necks – in order to keep them from falling prey to the feminine dogshit of gay culture. Cause deep down, every gay man wants to be masculine, wants to wear that chain. That’s what sparks their masculine sex, after all.

Become a man