You know, it’s so hard to explain to women what’s going on here. It’s a transfer of male power from bottom to top, a transfer that can be exchanged at any moment with some flip-flopping. He gives his masculinity to his buddy, his buddy gives it back. It’s a pivotal part of how men relate. That’s it. It’s not gay!

And for some reason, women have a hard time understanding that.

It’ll be our little secret