These tops rule – honor them

Tops rule. What don’t you understand about this? He’s a top. He’s using the dick. You’re a bottom. You’re offering up your holes to pleasure his cock. Are these things equal, bitch? Like most bottoms, you’re probably too stupid to answer that, so let me spell it out for you. They’re not equal. He is superior to you in every way.

How to be a good bottom – Keep it tight. Keep it clean. Keep it cool. Don’t pester him. Don’t nag him. Don’t interact with him like a woman. Respect him and the work he puts in to bring you pleasure and he might just consider you worth using twice. Which is the biggest compliment a top can give. Most tops will fuck any willing bottom, but to repeat-fuck means you’re something special. Make sure to thank him for his charity if you ever get picked a second time.

Oh and don’t be coming at him with all your tedious political bullshit. “Topping is patriarchal and misogynistic…” “Topping is a sign of masculine fragility…” “Topping doesn’t make you a better gay…” blah blah blah. He doesn’t wanna hear it, and you don’t really wanna say it. You can rail all you want against the big mean tops, but deep down you want his dick thundering through your hole like a fucking jackhammer. Maybe you’re just spouting your political shit so he uses his dick to shut you up. It might make him laugh to hear you try to defend your anti-top politics while you’re gagging on his majestic dick. So do it. Entertaining tops is why you’re here. Just know that you’re never gonna change his mind.

Ultimately, good bottoms understand that they always come second. A top’s needs are greater, his effort higher, his value stronger. Be sexy, demure, snatched and focused, and let him use you as he sees fit. If he wants a thirty minute edging session with your asshole as the toy, then take him without complaint. If he wants to use your hole for a three minute pump-n-dump, then so be it. That 20 minutes of prep you did might seem like a lot of work for such little return, but whose work? And whose return? Think about it, slut, and honor the tops in your life.

Common triggers: Bottom shaming (intense and constant)

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