“You said you wanted to touch my ass, right?”

“Yeah but… this just feels too gay, bro.”

“Of course it’s gay, but so what? Are you enjoying yourself?”

“Well, yeah, but…”

“And are you turned on?”

“…yeah.”

“Then what’s the problem? Keep massaging it. If you’re lucky, I’ll let you fuck me.”

“Holy shit!”

“Haha. You closeted boys, I swear.”

It’ll be our little secret