Learn the Code all good bros live by
You’ve just had a mega kissing sesh with bro and now you’re a bit muddled. You know what you’re supposed to think, but you’re conflicted by the storm going on in your pants. In this event, best thing to do is crack open your Bro Code and read the wisdom of bros past. Millions of other bros have faced this same issue; they’ll have the answers.
The Bro Code is there as a guide for all good bros to learn how to navigate their brife (bro life). It’s all about how to look good, feel good and do good as a bro, while also teaching you how to interact with chicks, fags and, most importantly, other bros.
Bros are faces with a constant dilemma: how to maximize bronergy while minimizing faggotry. Cause it’s sometimes a paper-thin veil separating these two forces, dude. Bros can’t say no to each other, to the bronergy, but saying yes opens the doors to faggotry. We’ve all heard horror stories of good dudes enjoying some bro kisses and some healthy donk pats, then bam! Cocksucking! Every bro’s worst nightmare.
The Code is here to help navigate that danger. The Code is gonna teach you when it’s appropriate to grab for bro’s dick and when you should hold back; how deep is too deep when you’re groping bro’s butt; what’s the perfect amount of tongue when you’re doing your kissing; and just how much of a helping hand you can give when gooning out and getting all sticky together watching porn. All that and more awaits.
So crack open your Codes and bone up (huhu) on what it means to be bro. Don’t shy away from intimacy with your fellow duders, just be careful that your kisses, gropes, grabs and looks don’t become something gay. That would suck.
